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June, 2008

Mad Momma

Hey! Knock it off!. My kid saw your stuff about gangs and clams and stuff and now he's having nightmares. What the hell is wrong with you people? Plymouth is a nice town.

Have you sen your kid in the last few hours? -Ed

Slow Is Good

The Governor ignored the law and his Council and appointed a judge, who happens to be gay? What is everyone complaining about? It's the first thing he's done after two years in office. After all, he had to sign his book deal and learn about dealing with the legislature all at once. Oh, and campaign for Obama! He's only human.

I guess his daughter is too young for a judgeship? Anyway, if he does nothing for four years, we should be so lucky. -Ed

April, 2008

No You Can't!

Duval Patrick hasn't accomplished anything since becoming governor. Now I see that he got a multi-million dollar book deal. What do you suppose he's going to write about in this autobiography?

Probably accusations of a lack of co-operation from the legislature (nearly all Dems), but you can bet it will be released to coincide with his re-election campaign. And another thing you can take to the bank: This state will vote for Barack Obama in the fall, in spite of Deval's obvoius incompetance and their similar rise from obscurity. -Ed

Honking Big Clams

Why is there still a ban on digging steamers in Plymouth? I dug down six inches out on Plymouth Beach and there were about a dozen little clams trying to grow all packed together like sardines. Now it don't take a genius to know they need thinning out. If they'd open up even recreational digging, we'd have big old honkers there in no time!

Good question. Methinks there will be a sudden change of opinion at Town Hall. Unfortunately those in the know will probably get first crack at the clams when it opens up and we'll all find out at the end of the summer.-Ed

February, 2007

Dual Citizenship

I figure they've opened about 6 new restaurants in Plymouth in the past year or so. Here's my question. Where do the people come from? As soon as a new place opens, it fills up, but the existing restaurants have just as many customers as before. So where do they all come from?

You can take it as proof that aliens are here (the real extraterrestrial kind). Somehow it's comforting to know that they have screaming brats just like people. And think about this: illegal aliens slaving in the kitchens to feed intergalactic aliens. Coincidence? We think not. - Ed

Your Ears Only

I was just wondering whether the governor has ever thought about having ear implants. That other black fellow, Barack Obama, has massive ears and he looks like he'll be the next Democrat to run for President if he beats out Hillary. Maybe it would help the governor.

Oh, come on! You think Duval Patrick would stoop to such a thing as having cosmetic surgery? Besides, the perks of being Governor of Massachusetts far outweigh those of the Presidency. Cadillacs, helicopters, drapes. Anything goes. No, Duval won't be getting an ear job. - Ed

November, 2006

On The Waterfront

Those chowder festival people sure left a mess down on the waterfront last year. Seems to me that they should clean up after themselves like they used to when Fran and Peggy ran it. What the hell are these people thinking? Someone has to clean up and it shouldn't be the parks people. If they don't clean up, run them off next year. And good riddance!

Politicians never care about the mess they leave. - Ed

Deval Who?

Where'd this Deval Patrick come from? Seems like he just appeared out of nowhere, don't it? Like an alien. One day he's working for Coke; the next day he's qualified to be governor. These moonbats in this state would, and probably will, elect an illegal as long as there's a (D) next to their name. What is wrong with this state?

Come on. You don't know? This state is here solely to provide comic relief for the rest of the country. - Ed

May, 2006

Rule of 8

I was just driving by that big place across from Arthurs Restaurant and noticed something sorta peculiar. Just about every window in that place has a satellite TV antenna hanging below it. Now, I'm an old feller, but it seems kinda funny that ALL these people have satellite TV. I was wondering if there's some place had a sale on satellite TV. I'd like to have it, being mostly a shut-in and all, but I can't afford it at the regular price. Would you know about that?

Can you say "section 8"? I'm sorry, Gramps, but satellite TV is not in the cards for you. You must be either a gimme girl or a 'temporary guest layabout' to qualify. Old Americans? Are you kidding? - Ed

March, 2006

Sticker Shock

They are looking at raising the fee for dump stickers again this year. For seniors like me, it would be $80 a year. That's a lot of money. I won't pay it! Old buggers like me can sleep all day if we want to. That means we can sneak out at night and put our trash in someone's dumpster or even just leave it in front of Town Hall. Long as we don't put nothin with our name in there, you know? So, go ahead, raise the fees! And I bet I'll find more bottles to cash in, too! Ha, Ha. Old guys rule!

Hmmm, the Board of Selectmen is mostly old bastards. Conspiracy? - Ed

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Troll Pages Home Politics News CryOut! Blather Trolls Pictures Favorites Sports Sex Stooges Links		Send correspondence to CryOut@plymouthtrolls.com. No slanderous information will be published, but we'll spread your accusations around off-line. Editorial license allows that we may delete portions of anything you write to fit our own views and we may insert comments that will either make you feel small or show us to be cool and/or patronizing. Also, babes are encouraged to send pictures, but they will not be published (nor will they be returned). June, 2008 Mad Momma Hey! Knock it off!. My kid saw your stuff about gangs and clams and stuff and now he's having nightmares. What the hell is wrong with you people? Plymouth is a nice town. Have you sen your kid in the last few hours? -Ed Slow Is Good The Governor ignored the law and his Council and appointed a judge, who happens to be gay? What is everyone complaining about? It's the first thing he's done after two years in office. After all, he had to sign his book deal and learn about dealing with the legislature all at once. Oh, and campaign for Obama! He's only human. I guess his daughter is too young for a judgeship? Anyway, if he does nothing for four years, we should be so lucky. -Ed April, 2008 No You Can't! Duval Patrick hasn't accomplished anything since becoming governor. Now I see that he got a multi-million dollar book deal. What do you suppose he's going to write about in this autobiography? Probably accusations of a lack of co-operation from the legislature (nearly all Dems), but you can bet it will be released to coincide with his re-election campaign. And another thing you can take to the bank: This state will vote for Barack Obama in the fall, in spite of Deval's obvoius incompetance and their similar rise from obscurity. -Ed Honking Big Clams Why is there still a ban on digging steamers in Plymouth? I dug down six inches out on Plymouth Beach and there were about a dozen little clams trying to grow all packed together like sardines. Now it don't take a genius to know they need thinning out. If they'd open up even recreational digging, we'd have big old honkers there in no time! Good question. Methinks there will be a sudden change of opinion at Town Hall. Unfortunately those in the know will probably get first crack at the clams when it opens up and we'll all find out at the end of the summer.-Ed February, 2007 Dual Citizenship I figure they've opened about 6 new restaurants in Plymouth in the past year or so. Here's my question. Where do the people come from? As soon as a new place opens, it fills up, but the existing restaurants have just as many customers as before. So where do they all come from? You can take it as proof that aliens are here (the real extraterrestrial kind). Somehow it's comforting to know that they have screaming brats just like people. And think about this: illegal aliens slaving in the kitchens to feed intergalactic aliens. Coincidence? We think not. - Ed Your Ears Only I was just wondering whether the governor has ever thought about having ear implants. That other black fellow, Barack Obama, has massive ears and he looks like he'll be the next Democrat to run for President if he beats out Hillary. Maybe it would help the governor. Oh, come on! You think Duval Patrick would stoop to such a thing as having cosmetic surgery? Besides, the perks of being Governor of Massachusetts far outweigh those of the Presidency. Cadillacs, helicopters, drapes. Anything goes. No, Duval won't be getting an ear job. - Ed November, 2006 On The Waterfront Those chowder festival people sure left a mess down on the waterfront last year. Seems to me that they should clean up after themselves like they used to when Fran and Peggy ran it. What the hell are these people thinking? Someone has to clean up and it shouldn't be the parks people. If they don't clean up, run them off next year. And good riddance! Politicians never care about the mess they leave. - Ed Deval Who? Where'd this Deval Patrick come from? Seems like he just appeared out of nowhere, don't it? Like an alien. One day he's working for Coke; the next day he's qualified to be governor. These moonbats in this state would, and probably will, elect an illegal as long as there's a (D) next to their name. What is wrong with this state? Come on. You don't know? This state is here solely to provide comic relief for the rest of the country. - Ed May, 2006 Rule of 8 I was just driving by that big place across from Arthurs Restaurant and noticed something sorta peculiar. Just about every window in that place has a satellite TV antenna hanging below it. Now, I'm an old feller, but it seems kinda funny that ALL these people have satellite TV. I was wondering if there's some place had a sale on satellite TV. I'd like to have it, being mostly a shut-in and all, but I can't afford it at the regular price. Would you know about that? Can you say "section 8"? I'm sorry, Gramps, but satellite TV is not in the cards for you. You must be either a gimme girl or a 'temporary guest layabout' to qualify. Old Americans? Are you kidding? - Ed March, 2006 Sticker Shock They are looking at raising the fee for dump stickers again this year. For seniors like me, it would be $80 a year. That's a lot of money. I won't pay it! Old buggers like me can sleep all day if we want to. That means we can sneak out at night and put our trash in someone's dumpster or even just leave it in front of Town Hall. Long as we don't put nothin with our name in there, you know? So, go ahead, raise the fees! And I bet I'll find more bottles to cash in, too! Ha, Ha. Old guys rule! Hmmm, the Board of Selectmen is mostly old bastards. Conspiracy? - Ed CLICK HERE FOR CRY OUT! 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